I will translate English into Tagalog or Tagalog into English 100 words or less

• Need to impress a special someone with a message written in Tagalog?
• Want to touch your father's heart with a letter written in his language? 
• Did you read something in an online chatroom but couldn't understand what it meant?
• Words for a T-shirt? Card? Gift? Announcement? 

I will do the translation for you at a rate of 100 words per five-dollar gig.  

You may want to contact me first to have me check if what you need is Tagalog assistance. The Philippines has many different languages (not mere dialects), most of which are not understandable to a Tagalog native.