I will write three limericks based on your message
United Kingdom
I speak English
About this Gig
You left me and made me so sad.
The best guy that I ever had.
But on my computer
I've found a new suitor
And guess who it is? It's your dad!
Your dog made a mess on my drive
As my wife was about to arrive.
Well, I'm sorry to say,
(And I hope it's okay)
But your dog is no longer alive.