chrishardy

**TOP-RATED SELLER!** check out the feedback from my awesome buyers! ------SEE MY DEMO VIDEO HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW9oTBfvk14 -------You get me a script up to 100 words per $5, pick your characters (as many as you want) from the list below and i give you a WAV file of your message! Now includes pro level editing! NOTE: this is NOT A VIDEO!-------More than 100 words? just click "Order More Than One" just below the big order button.----- Best selling characters: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Apu, Krusty the Klown, Moe, Barney, Stewie Griffin, Brian, Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackie, Timmay, Ren, Stimpy, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam, Sylvester, Marvin the Martian, Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Beavis, Butthead, Hank Hill, Dale, Boomhauer, Bobby Hill, Snagglepuss, Yogi Bear, Booboo, Huckleberry Hound, Fry, Bender, Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Bullwinkle, Rocky, Kermite the frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Ernie & Bert, Elmo, Grover, Oscar the grouch, Cookie Monster... If you don't see the character you need here, just message me - i might be able to do it. And i can come up with custom voices as well!

Yes, I will sing your name, someone else's name, your website or any message that can be said in one breath, up to 10 words, in glorious 4 part harmony and deliver to you a high quality WAV audio file. the sound quality on my demo video is far lower than what you will get! An excellent gift idea or use it for ringtones, promos, advertising, websites, radio shows, podcasts, or just messing around! Did I mention that I don't do videos? OK, good!

-------NOTE: Gig has been updated, please read--------TOP-RATED-SELLER! check my feedback from my super-awesome buyers! Send me up to 100 words of your text per $5 and I will bring it to life for you in my clear and steady TRS male voice! -----More than 100 words? Just click "Order more than one", right below the big "order now" button and select quantity (1 gig per 100 words). You will receive a WAV file of the voiceover (mp3 by request). All orders now include pro level editing!

If you think my work for you was worth WAY more than a fiver, I say "Don't worry about it". But if you simply MUST throw another fiver at me, who am I to refuse your graciousness?

i'll write 3 verses (4 lines each) and 1 chorus (4 lines) for you about the subject of your choice and deliver your lyrics in a text file. ------------ NOTE: if you want me to put lyrics to your music, order the extra below! the basic gig is for lyrics only. ------------ upon delivery, i waive my ownership of the lyrics - they're all yours! ----------------- my style is rock & pop/rock (not to be confused with pop such as Mariah Carey, Black Eyed Peas, Shakira, etc. i'm no good at that stuff), similar to Sting, Steely Dan, Beck and REM. sorry, but i'm pretty lousy at hip-hop, rap and country music, so if that's what you want, you might want to pass on this gig. --------------------------------------------------------------------and try out my gig extras too - i can turn your lyrics into a complete song with full instrumentation! here's a sample of the type of music i produce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEv8miVHd1o