I will call and wish whoever you want a HILARIOUS happy birthday or say whatever you want as Jason Statham for $5

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As seen in the ★NEW YORK POST★ I'm a NYC actor and improv comedian, I will call whoever you want and say whatever you want as JASON STATHUM. See my other gigs (like Christopher Walken) and you'll see I'm a master of impersonations. For $5, I will try calling and if they don't pick up I will leave a awesome VM. For MP3 orders I will ★Keep Calling★ until I get them no matter how long it takes. And if you want a call on an ★EXACT DATE★ please see bonus tabs below. Need ideas? I've done hilarious calls like: ★Happy Birthday!!! ★I can't help it if your wife watches my movies after you go to bed ★Do you fantasize about my bald head covered in oil you cheeky monkey? ★I'm sorry you need to turn subtitles on for every movie I'm in ★I'm in town later if your down for a quick shag ★Remember the time you got drunk and...<insert embarrassing story here> And many many more... Trust me, you are limited only by your imagination ;) If you need the call done TODAY / RIGHT NOW / RUSH DELIVERY it's $40 - message me first to confirm). ★SEE BONUS TABS BELOW★„ Otherwise, looking forward to a great and unforgettable prank ;)

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I will attach a ★mp3★ recording of the call to laugh, share, and keep forever Additional 6 days
+$20
I will call on an★EXACT DATE★ within the next 2 weeks message me first to confirm Additional 6 days
+$20
I will call ★TODAY★ right here, right now message me first to confirm Additional 1 day
+$40
I will do a ★INTERNATIONAL★ call to almost any country in the world message me first before you order Additional 6 days
+$20
*including $5 gig, Extras