I will call anyone you want and give them some HILARIOUS relationship advice from Balrug, the Croatian Chauvinistic Love Guru for $5

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Balrug is a Chauvinistic ★Love★ Guru from Croatia (Think Dr. Phil meets Conan the Barbarian). Just tell Balrug all the details of the situation and he will give you several reasons why the woman in your life is ★ALWAYS WRONG★ and teach you ways how to make your woman listen. For $5 I will call and if they don't pick up I will leave a kickass VM. For mp3 orders I will ★Keep Calling★ until I get them no matter how long it takes. And if you want a call on an EXACT DATE please see bonus tabs below. Need ideas? I've done hilarious calls like: ▶Happy Birthday!!! It's as good as day as any to finally meet my mistress ▶American wife must learn to perform womanly duties like: changing flat tire, rubbing your feet after work, ignoring finding underwear that is not hers in glove compartment, etc ▶You are insult to cavemen everywhere... ▶Remember the time you got drunk and...<insert embarrassing story here> And many many more... Trust me you are limited only by your imagination ;) If you need the call done TODAY / RIGHT NOW / it's $40 - message me first to confirm). ★SEE BONUS TABS BELOW★ Otherwise, looking forward to a unforgettable prank

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I will attach a ★mp3★ recording of the call to laugh, share, and keep forever Additional 6 days
+$20
I will call on an ★EXACT DATE★ within the next 2 weeks message me first to confirm Additional 6 days
+$20
I will call ★TODAY★ right here, right now message me first to confirm Additional 1 day
+$40
I will do a ★INTERNATIONAL★ call to almost any country in the world message me first before you order Additional 6 days
+$20
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