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I will write a hilarious wedding toast or speech for you for $5

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I will write a killer wedding toast or speech for you for just $5! Sample joke (Best Man toasting): "Tim, during the first year of your marriage, there is only one acceptable response to Linda's cooking. Clean your plate, rub your stomach in a counter-clockwise motion and say, "That was delicious! Is there any more?" I don't care if it tastes like roadkill seasoned with rat poison. This is the ONLY acceptable response."
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