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Christmas has ended, but it's not too early to think about NEXT YEAR! Let's face it! Santa is magical! People all over the world love him and respond to him! I am a professional Santa. For $5 I will wish ANYONE a Merry Christmas! Or select one of the "extras"! For $10 more per child, I can get your kids to behave with a simple video! I'll tell them what they are doing well as well as what they need to work on before I check the naughty/nice list for the second time! Check out the samples and the reviews! They are hilarious... and effective! Or for $20 more I can promote your business (up to 100 words, or an extra-extra for up to 200 words!). I can even include your website on the video! Plus, if you love the work, you're welcome to tip a gig or ten! :o) P.S. No inappropriate requests, please! I'm a gentle, wholesome magical Santa! P.P.S. Make sure you follow the instructions carefully and pay the right amount for the video you want. P.P.P.S. Keep in mind that Santa keeps the Sabbath day holy and doesn't work on Sunday. (He's trying to stay on the REAL nice list!)

Forgot that special birthday or anniversary? No problem! Answer a few simple questions, and within 2 business days, I will write a funny, personalized poem that your loved one will cherish! Of course, I can make it sweet and sappy too! No... I won't do anything racy or raunchy, so don't ask. But I will make you the hero of the day! Need this sooner? Add a gig for 24 hours. Contact me if you need it sooner than tomorrow!!

Toddlers can be frustrating! I understand!! I've worked with hundreds of them and even raised 3 of my own! When you're ready to put more tools in your tool box, to regain your sanity and restore your sweet child, I'll give you new tools, a new perspective and hope! This includes either a 10 minutes Skype or telephone conversation (it's all we'll need...). If you want more time or decide you want to work on other kid-issues, add more gigs

If you have loved the gig we did for you, and want to say thank you, this is your chance. And I will do the happy dance. I won't video tape it, of course, 'cuz that would look silly, but I will appreciate it, and I'll do things like repair my home, take my family on a date, do something special for a friend... Thanks!

You've heard of Chicken Soup being called "Jewish Penicillin"? In the late 90's NPR (National Public Radio) featured a story in an attempt to break through the urban legend, once and for all! Scientists in the kitchen, conducting experiments, concluded once and for all that Chicken soup DOES have healing properties! And I have an old family recipe I've been making for my family and friends for years, which is comparable to what was shared on NPR! It's all natural and uses no bouillon or base for flavor! It's easy (though it does take a little time...but SO worth it). It's delicious. And yes, it will make everyone feel GOOD!! (Oh, and even finicky eaters love it! I've tested it on several.) If cooking isn't your thing and you'd like to watch the video of me making it, please order one of my "extras". If you don't have time to make the big recipe, select an "extra" and I send you an easier one. (Okay... to be fair, while the results were conclusive, the scientists did also share that one couldn't quantify the impact of sitting over a hot steamy bowl, or the healing power of love when someone brings you something, but they do still stand behind their findings!) :o)