maxtundra

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"I demand to have some booze!" "Four floors up on the Charing Cross Road, and never a job at the top of them." There's an appropriate Withnail & I quotation for almost every conceivable situation. Here is your opportunity to enjoy the ringing endorsement of my well-respected brand dropping my choice of Marwood/Uncle Monty-related wisdom into the comments feed of any YouTube clip you care to nominate. Let's make a video uploader "feel unusual".
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What's your name? If you like, I'll jot it down in the back of my notebook and place it in one of the drawers of my work desk. Who knows - perhaps at some future distance I will draw inspiration from your very appellation, meditating upon the time I hurriedly wrote it down, filed it away and promptly got on with something - anything - else.
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Like many struggling musicians, I enjoy keeping myself clean. I'm quite particular about what temperature constitutes a pleasant shower, though I have never measured this. However, for $5 I would be willing to "take things down a notch" and clean myself in slightly-too-cool water one morning. Don't be expecting any photographic evidence, you utter pervert.
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In this age of the democratisation of desktop publishing, with every Janet & John offering their twopenceworths of disdain for "uncool" typefaces, the only way to stand out from the "trendy trademark" crowd is to have a particularly ugly company emblem. I will concoct the most idiotic-looking visualisation of your brand name, which - who knows - your counter-intuitive adoption thereof may in fact attract, rather than repel, customers.

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I will throw in two more hideous logos making a total of THREE appalling designs for the price of two Additional 1 day
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Nascent "chillwave" artist? Suffering from Dry Ditty Syndrome (DDS)? Wanna disguise your elementary chords and overall lack of songwriting chops with swathes of cavernous reverb? I will take your song/sound file and send it back to you in such a state that I wouldn't be at all surprised if the very blogosphere itself caught fire as a direct result of your freshly muddied anthem.
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Hand-cooing relates to the practice of forming a hollow chamber with both hands and blowing into the gap between one's thumbs, creating variations in pitch by squeezing the palms hither and thither to alter the capacity of the internal space. (See me perform the Rainbow theme in this video clip). Instead of doing well at school, I mastered this method of musical expression, and it really is a hoot. Name your song and I will hand-coo it for you.
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I have a bunch of old 7" singles. Some of them are not very good. Several are badly scratched or don't even have sleeves. A couple even have full-radius cracks in them, which would doubtless wreak havoc with your precious stylus. Want one? (I get to choose it.)

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I will throw in two more seven inch singles making a total of THREE Additional 1 day
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I regulary provoke expressions of disappointment and disgust when I subject friends to my dreadful impression of Academy Award-winning actor Sean Connery. Some voices I can enact quite convincingly (you should hear my Donald Duck), but not this one. It's a stone-cold dud. Still, perhaps you'd like me to speak the company slogan/jingle/greeting of your choice, in this terrible manner. Don't shay I didn't'sch waharrn ye...

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I will add a bunch of reverb to the Sean Connery impression thus simulating him being in a cavern Additional 1 day
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