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I will hand coo the song of your choice for $5
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Hand-cooing relates to the practice of forming a hollow chamber with both hands and blowing into the gap between one's thumbs, creating variations in pitch by squeezing the palms hither and thither to alter the capacity of the internal space. (See me perform the Rainbow theme in this video clip). Instead of doing well at school, I mastered this method of musical expression, and it really is a hoot. Name your song and I will hand-coo it for you.
I will design you a thoroughly hideous company logo for $5
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In this age of the democratisation of desktop publishing, with every Janet & John offering their twopenceworths of disdain for "uncool" typefaces, the only way to stand out from the "trendy trademark" crowd is to have a particularly ugly company emblem. I will concoct the most idiotic-looking visualisation of your brand name, which - who knows - your counter-intuitive adoption thereof may in fact attract, rather than repel, customers.

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I will throw in two more hideous logos making a total of THREE appalling designs for the price of two Additional 1 day
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I will mutter your name under my breath whilst feeding the cat for $5
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Do you ever get the feeling people are talking about you? No? Would you like to? My cat Mina likes to be fed. This takes place twice a day. It would be no trouble whatsoever to creepily intone your name once or twice under my breath, whilst filling her bowl with Hill's Science Plan (or equivalent). If you're a "good boyyy"/"good girrrl" I might even throw in a video clip of me doing this.
I will mail you a crappy seven inch single from the vaults for $5
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I have a bunch of old 7" singles. Some of them are not very good. Several are badly scratched or don't even have sleeves. A couple even have full-radius cracks in them, which would doubtless wreak havoc with your precious stylus. Want one? (I get to choose it.)

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I will throw in two more seven inch singles making a total of THREE Additional 1 day
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I will write your name in my notebook and put it in a drawer for $5
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What's your name? If you like, I'll jot it down in the back of my notebook and place it in one of the drawers of my work desk. Who knows - perhaps at some future distance I will draw inspiration from your very appellation, meditating upon the time I hurriedly wrote it down, filed it away and promptly got on with something - anything - else.