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I can do a range of impersonations: Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Dracula, Scarface, George W. Bush, and others and will record something for you in these or other voices. It could be a voice mail, message to someone, voiceover for video, or whatever. I could also sing it like Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, even Carol Channing. If you have requests for certain voices let me know and I'll give it a shot. I can send an mp3 sample of examples.

Send me a video or info about a product or service you want to sell and I'll write a description suitable for promotional purposes. This includes one revision. Sample: In this video we see a lab technician demonstrating the various uses of the XXXXXXXX XX XXXXXX Industrial High Shear Laboratory Mixer. The equipment is shown in a variety of laboratory and industrial applications. The ease of operation of the machine is emphasized, and an i

Do you love street art--aka graffiti-as much as I do? Would you like to have access to a selection of exotic, unique images straight from San José, the capital of Costa Rica? You may not realize what a hotbed this place is for inspired pieces of work. Some of it is politically motivated, some of it is absurd and inexplicable, but most of it is incredible! I will send you an image of my choosing for 5 bucks. If you have a specific style, then please request it; if I have something like what you want then I will send it to you. I will send up to 3 photos to try and give you something you want. These images could be used for a variety of purposes such as backgrounds, tattoos, inspiration for logos, or whatever your fertile mind can conjure.

Have you ever seen a Craigslist ad that was full of mippselled (oops, misspelled) words and bad grammar? Did it make you not want to take the person seriously? Most people are not going to value what you have to offer if you did not take the time to write the ad correctly. This is especially true if you are advertising a job opening or posting yourself available for a job. Improve your chances of success with excellently written ad content. I will even post your photos for you if you send them in the appropriate format.

I can rewrite your web copy to a professional level. Check out these before and after examples shown below to see I can improve poorly written content. BEFORE: Welcome to the gallery of XXXXXXX: I have lived and worked in Costa Rica for over 35 years. My artwork is developing in different directions, apart from sculpting wood and marble I also enjoy silver jewelry and stained glass. Costa Rica is rich in nature and natural woods, therefore I have made sculptures in precious tropical hardwoods but I also love the more ascetic feel of stone and marble. My purpose is to transform the organic material and let movement and light join in a three dimensional way. The form and movement radiate energy and power. Please enjoy and let your fantasy wander..... AFTER: Welcome to the gallery of XXXXXXX. I have lived and worked as an artist in Costa Rica for over 35 years. My artwork is evolving. In addition to sculpting in wood and marble, I also enjoy designing and creating silver jewelry and stained glass. Costa Rica is rich in nature and has an abundance of beautiful, exotic hardwoods that I use to create ma