I will be your Facebook friend for $5

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I'll talk to you. I'll virtually hold you in times of need. I'll tell funny jokes I'll be there 24/7 You want me to be a dick to someone? I will! I'll bring my friends, too. Want to make an ex jelly? Relationship, bro. I'll even let you be my Xbox live buddy I'm the perfect fucking Facebook friend, bro. WARNING can sometimes be insensitive. WHY THE FUCK AM I SAYING BRO? I'll keep you forever <3