neilkhess

***Satisfaction Guaranteed***Buy four gigs, get the fifth one free!*** Ever since I was a little kid, I have loved making funny voices. Something about it just appeals to me and I have been able to use it in my day job (teaching middle schoolers) to manage my classroom, make the students laugh and get them involved in the classroom-----I would like to do an awesome custom voice over for you! I am able to do, Kermit, Dr. Evil, a super cheesy salesman, a very high pitched voice, and I am willing to try others. I can make my voice, goofy, funny, professional, serious, you name it. You could use this as a custom voice mail greeting, as part of a video greeting on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Pintrest. Or you could use it as a funny way to advertise your product, service or company! ------------------------------------------------------------------PROFANITY FREE/WHOLESOME SCRIPTS ONLY! My rate is $5 for every 100 words of typed text, or one minute of spoken dialogue (0-100 words = one order, 101-200 words = 2 orders, 201-300 words = 3 orders and so on). You will be sent a HIGH QUALITY AUDIO file of the gig so that it sounds like it is fresh out of the studio!

***Satisfaction Guaranteed***Buy four gigs, get the fifth one free!*** My rate is $5 for every 100 words of typed text, or one minute of spoken dialogue (0-100 words = one order, 101-200 words = 2 orders, 201-300 words = 3 orders and so on). The Bible tells us that faith comes by hearing (Romans 10:17). As a Christian and a voice over artist, I feel compelled to speak the word of God and to make my speech encouraging and inspiring to other believers. That is what I would like to do for you. I want to make a voice over of your favorite bible verses or Christian quotes so that they can be used to encourage or inspire you and/or your loved ones. Just imagine what effects it could have shared on twitter, a Facebook page, a voice mail message or something else. It might be used to brighten someones day or perhaps even be used to lead them to knowing Jesus and being saved!-------- May God bless you and please feel free to send me a message if you have any questions or special requests! Neil

***Satisfaction Guaranteed***Buy four gigs, get the fifth one free!***My rate is $5 for every 100 words of typed text, or one minute of spoken dialogue (0-100 words = one order, 101-200 words = 2 orders, 201-300 words = 3 orders and so on). -I have been using my voice to persuade people for years (Just ask my parents! Ha ha!). Now I would like to use my awesome voice to help you advertise your company, product or service. Using my "As Seen on TV" voice (Loud Larry from Lafayette, Louisiana) or a more subtle voice, I can help make your advertisement pop with the sound it needs to catch and hold the listeners attention. ----------------------------------But don't take my word for it, ask my previous clients: ------"YOU ARE AWESOME! I AM GOING TO USE YOU FOR ALL MY ... WORK!"------"Excellent [work], fastest turn around time we've ever seen would work with again!"------"Great work! Amazing talent!"---------If you would like me to be the voice behind your advertisement or commercial, buy this gig now!----------------WHOLESOME/PROFANITY FREE SCRIPTS ONLY!-------you will be sent a HIGH QUALITY AUDIO!

***Satisfaction Guaranteed***Buy four gigs, get the fifth one free!***My rate is $5 for every 100 words of typed text, or one minute of spoken dialogue (0-100 words = one order, 101-200 words = 2 orders, 201-300 words = 3 orders and so on). Oh No! You have a product to sell, but no voice over to grab the audiences attention! What can you do? You need a voice that could sell water to aquaman, blue makeup to smurfette and syrup to aunt Jamima! Well now, for the low, low price of $5 for 100 words, YOU can get Loud Larry, the legendary TV salesman, to be the voice behind your product, company, service or presentation. Loud Larry's voice demands attention and practically wills listeners to get behind your company. If you want sales, you want Loud Larry! Note: Scripts must be profanity free. Limit 1,000,000 orders per customer. Orders limited to citizens of earth, no aliens need apply. Loud Larry's voice has been known to hypnotize mice, rats and other small rodents so please use caution.----------You will be sent a HIGH QUALITY AUDIO FILE so that it sounds like the recording came fresh out of the studio.

***Satisfaction Guaranteed***Buy four gigs, get the fifth one free!***I would like to do a voice over for your business phone system or your personal voice mail. ***For businesses: I can provide you with a young, professional sound that will let your customers know that you are serious about your business and your customer's satisfaction.***For personal voice mail greetings, I can do a number of funny voices or greetings for you (as long as they are profanity free) . My rate is $5 for every 100 words of typed text, or one minute of spoken dialogue (0-100 words = one order, 101-200 words = 2 orders, 201-300 words = 3 orders and so on).