NotTooHappy

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Gettin' rich $5 at a time.
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Wanna make your friends think that you're cooler than you really are? For $5 I'll mention you in one of my blog posts and you'll be on your way to fame. Check out my blog here---> http://bit.ly/atyyMl , to see what the big deal is.
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Does your boyfriend not know how good he has it? I'll give you a call and to make your boyfriend jealous. He'll think another man is sniffing around and become more crazy for you than ever. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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What should I wear on that big date? Is he/she right for me? Did I make the wrong choice? How do I end this relationship? What's the best way to get blood out of the trunk of a car? Should I get an oil change? I'll give you the the advice you need, when you need it, $5. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Working on a plot and there's nobody to foil it? Have a great scheme that fell apart and need somebody to swear vengeance upon while shaking your fist in the air? Looking for a name to say after, "Curses..."? Well, look no further. With over 30 year of experience creating enemies, I have what you're looking for. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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They say it can't be done! But you, you've got big dreams!! Your whole life, you've wanted the moon to be swallowed whole!!! Here's your chance!!!! For $5, I will try my hardest to swallow The Moon. I might not be able to do it, I might do it on the first try. You never know. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Need a believable alibi? Tell a tale and need somebody to back it up? Need to get out of work? Want the wife to think you were at work when you were with the mistress? I'm generally an honest person but, lying to strangers is easy. I will tell whoever you want whatever lie you need told for $5 http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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Applying for a job? Need a personal reference but all of your friends are jerks? Well, you're in luck. For just $5, I'll act as your personal reference. I'll tell your prospective employer about the time you you stopped that gas station from getting held up ,or about when you saved all those kittens from that fire. Good times. So, if you need a job and want to really outshine the competition, I'm your guy. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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Have a product but, need customers? Build a new mousetrap but, nobody believes how great it works? Want to spread word-of-mouth, using someone's mouth besides your own? I'm you guy. For $5; I'll deliver a solid pitch and post it to my blog for the whole world to see. Ex: http://goo.gl/RgPvg http://goo.gl/0pcoN http://goo.gl/HapnO http://goo.gl/SplaI Check out the rest of my blog here: http://kicthosechickens.blogspot.com
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Need a quote to prove your point but, can't find one? Need the right words to tell the one you love how you feel? Need a blurb for the dust jacket of you latest novel? I'm your guy. I provide you with the quote you need. You tell me what you need to be said, I sculpt and refine your thoughts in to a poignant quotation you can use over and over again. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl I will have relations with your super-hot friend* for $5. That's it. You give me $5 and your super-hot friend* and we'll take care of the rest. http://bit.ly/atyyMl *Your super-hot friend must be a human female, no exceptions or substitutions.
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Have a shitty day but, there's nobody around to complain to? Have a great day and no one to congratulate you? Being alone in the world sucks and sometimes it's nice just to have somebody to listen to you. I'm your guy. For $5, I'll let you tell me how your day went. If it went bad, I'll be sympathetic. If it went good, I'll be congratulatory. Either way, you'll feel better. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Lose an argument? Can't get a word in edgewise? Need to tell somebody how it really went down? For $5, I will listen to your side of the story. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Times are tough and your monkey's smoking habit can be quite expensive but, making him quit can be dangerous. Bulk tobacco is a fraction of the cost of commercially produced cigarettes and has less additives. What a great way to save money!!! For $5, I will teach your monkey how to roll his or her own cigarettes. Do it for your monkey, do it for yourself. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Need an answer? I've got one. I've got loose answers filling up my warehouse. Somewhere along the way, they got separated from their questions. Math, Biology, History... I've got high quality answers at rock bottom prices. It might not be the answer you're looking for but, it's better than nothing. Ex. Q: ??? A:Shortly after the signing of the Magna Carta in 1066 http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Don't you hate when something awesome happens and there's nobody around to high-five? Problem solved. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Did you screw up and have nobody to blame but yourself? Are you the new guy at work? Wreck your parents car? Knock somebody up? For $5, I'll take the heat. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I couldn't care less. I, on the other hand, will eat one for $5. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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http://bit.ly/atyyMl Do you miss the mountains? Wish you were running around on the red rocks? Would you rather be shredding some wicked pow-pow? Want somebody to think you know a Mormon? For $5, I'll send you a post card from The Beehive State, Deseret, The Land of The Mormons and my home, Utah. http://bit.ly/atyyMl
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Breaking up is hard to do. There's all that yelling and crying. Nobody wants to start their new life feeling guilty for breaking somebody's heart. For $5, I'll do the dirty work for you so you can move on with your life. http://goo.gl/yD3fs

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