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Magician-ventriloquist since the age of 10. My dummy Andy Applewood was "born" in 1978 (and he doesn't look a day over 6)! His daddy was professional figuremaker Howard Olson, son of ventriloquist The Great Chesterfield. I do birthday parties and other shows in the Northwest Indiana area.
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I am a professional magician-ventriloquist who will use Andy Applewood, my extra-cute partner (a real, professional-quality dummy, not just another puppet) to make you your own custom video message. You can either write out what you want me to say or you can give the general gist and I will ad-lib it. Videos average about 30 seconds to 1 minute. We will say whatever you like as long as it's not crude or rude, but slightly naughty is OK! If you order the GigExtra to add your URL, send the exact URL to me, along with whether you want it at beginning, end or during the movie.

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I will make the video while standing and wear a tux to match that of the dummy for a more show biz feel Requires no additional time
+$10
I will add the URL of your website to the beginning, end or over the lower third of the video, or all three Requires no additional time
+$5
I will work with you to develop your script if you are not sure what you want to say Additional 3 days
+$5
Extra fast delivery
I will deliver this order in just 1 day Including the Extras you've selected
+$5
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I have a large database of jokes that I can use to write up a smooth-flowing routine or dialog of 4 to 5 jokes on a large variety of popular subjects, including dating, school, parents, work, pets, dancing, etc. I can do squeaky clean or slightly suggestive (for some topics such as dating). Jokes are in the format of straightman/funny man. Good for ventriloquists, comics, clowns, church, school etc. Use as a finished script or a starting point.

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I will write a longer script of 5 to 10 jokes with an opening and closing and allow one revision Requires no additional time
+$10
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My services are worth many times more than the modest price you pay and I often go the extra mile in giving help, aiding with scriptwriting, or just providing super-fast service. This is a good way of thanking me for the extra hard work and effort I put into your gig. Andy Applewood says he will bless you with extra good Karma if you tip us!

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I will even more gratefully accept an extra tip from you Requires no additional time
+$5
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Apple's MacOS 10.7.3 Lion will no longer open AppleWorks files. If you have some orphans you would like to preserve, I can convert them and return them to you as PDF for Draw, TIFF for Paint and Pages for word processing. Font preservation not guaranteed. I should be able to work with AppleWorks files going as far back as v.4. Privacy note: My Mac is secure but since this is the Internet, please don't send any personal or confidential documents.

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I will convert 20 files instead of 10 Requires no additional time
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If you like my videos, you will LOVE my ebook on ventriloquism! I cover the history and how-to of ventriloquism, explain how to buy your own dummy or puppet, cover lip control and "voice throwing" and much more! Here's a listing of the contents: Introduction, History of Ventriloquism, Ventriloquism For Beginners, Learn to Be a Ventriloquist, The Essentials of Ventriloquism, Ventriloquism Tutorial, Throwing Your Voice, Professional Ventriloquist Dummies, Ventriloquism for Kid, Books on Ventriloquism, Bibliography. 40pp; in PDF format. Available only on Fiverr!