slantlab

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***HIGHLY RATED FOR A REASON***Now offering domain hacks and short URL searches. I see you are still looking for a name for your brand. Did you try one of those other gigs already? Yeah, I thought so. Sure you got a bazillion names, but none of them seemed to suit you. They all seemed a little off. That is because they probably use a name generator. I take the time to get to know you and your business, then I craft names based on your values and goals. That is the way it should be done. For $5 I will provide you with 5 creative branding ideas for your business, service, or product. Order the Domain Search extra ($10) and give you 5 bonus names and guarantee that all the suggestions are available as a dot com. My gig is extremely personalized. I don't just throw a bunch of names at you because that would be a waste of your time. Branding is personal. Don't settle for some cookie cutter gig that uses a crappy name generator. Let me build you a brand that reflects who your are and what your business represents. Let me amaze you!

**HIGHLY RATED FOR A REASON** I know from looking around here, that testimonials and rants are a dime a dozen. So why the hell am I wasting your time? Because I'm offering you something with some snazz. A little attitude if you will. The wiseguy is the perfect persona to deliver you message to a friend or give your product (website, etc, etc) some teeth. Five bucks gets you a 30 second block and 50 words (with ad-lib). The ($10) extra gets ya the noir filter, more time, and two props. The web is a big joint, make sure you get noticed out there. I will say whatever you want me too, but I reserve the right to make small changes (with notification). I tend to ad-lib along the way, so if you want verbatim make sure you specify that. If you don't have a script, give me a rough idea of what you want and I will do a custom rant at no extra charge. ♦♦Hard to Promo Content (porn, gambling, political, Pharma) is $100 dollars EXTRA♦♦

You want people to share your video right? Then make it shareable and give it some teeth; let the Russian Mafia man make you something real special. I can play it cool, angry, or just straight up. Five bucks gets you a 30 second block and 50 words (with ad-lib). The filter will cost you a little extra coin, but it adds a unique feel to the video, that will get you noticed. I will say whatever you want me too, but I ask to see your script ahead of time and I reserve the right to make small changes. I also tend to ad-lib along the way, so if you want verbatim make sure you specify that. If you don't have a script, give me a rough idea of what you want and I will do a custom rant at no extra charge. If you have a question contact me before you purchase the gig.

You should be watching the video! It's a pretty simple gig and my writing is not going to do it justice. I see, you one of those determined readers...fine. I will put together a one of a kind birthday vid for your friend or relative. It will be done up in the finest wise ass wiseguy I can muster. I will rant, spill secrets (even if they are made up), I'll sing, I'll dance, I will even threaten them with a sledge hammer if you want. I will do everything in my power to make this something special for the intended. The sky is the limit. This gig can be spicy (like my intro vid) or mild. I can work either way. C'mon, show that special someone you really care. My other top rated gig might interest you too. http://fiverr.com/slantlab/rock-a-30-second-awesomesauce-video-for-yous-guys-and-gals-using-a-wiseguy-accent