thedez

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Comedy writer, actor, visionary, foodie. Credits and awards include SXSW (actor), Last Comic Standing (Stand-Up Appearance), Minneapolis Underground Film Festival (Underground Spirit Award - Actor and Co-writer) Reapies (Stand-Up - Best Meltdown) Slammies (Best Host) various Podcasts.
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Need Retweets? I am a professional humor writer and can riff on virtually any keywords or topic. I will provide you with 5 ORIGINAL funny / joke tweets or Facebook status updates relevant to your brand image or personal swagger. Let me do the fun work so you can concentrate on the boring important stuff! Passwords not required. You'll get a text file for you to input. Please, no religious or right-wing gun nut writing requests. No stage material. Anything else is fair game.

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I will Write 11 additional posts for a total of 16 no ExtraFast orders please Additional 5 days
+$10
I will Write 22 additional posts for a total of 27 no ExtraFast orders please Additional 10 days
+$20
I will Write 44 additional posts for a total of 49 no ExtraFast orders please Additional 14 days
+$40
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I will deliver this order in just 1 day Including the Extras you've selected
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Show your love for my services with a little encouragement. You don't want me to go off and get a real job now do you? ;-)
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Want to get started in comedy or take your stand up to the next level? Order now and you'll get my original 16 page all killer, no filler mini-guide on getting started in the world of Stand-Up. This is everything I wish I had known starting out. I will also answer any five (5) comedy questions in detail. I've performed 1000s of times and have appeared on TV and film. Now I'm helping comedians from West Coast to the Middle East get started. ###For a critique of your videos and material your friends and family are afraid to give you. - order the EXTRA below. Not included in main gig. ###

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I will give a brutally honest CRITIQUE and SOME punch up ideas for up to a 7 minute performance Requires no additional time
+$10
I will give a brutally honest CRITIQUE and offer punch up ideas for up to 30 minutes of material Additional 7 days
+$20
I will coach you one on one for 25 minutes message for details Additional 10 days
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The time has come to name your business or startup! You need something that says confidence, care, and competency. You've come to the right place. I'll ask you some key questions and return to you a list of 10 possible names based on your branding needs or 5 domain names that are available. These names will be unique to your line of work in your service area (as best as I can research) and I will not share them with other customers. Remember- this is BRAINSTORMING so it's your job to be inspired by what I send you. There are no re-dos. You are not supposed to like every single idea. I'm thinking outside the box for you. Again, it's brainstorming! Cheers.

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Put a professional touch on your podcast interviews or other audio products. I can edit your material down, clean up tracks** add compression, cross-fade music in and out, add drops, remove awkward pauses, whatever you need to make your podcast or other audio sound better.----------------------------- One Gig = 20 minutes of audio edited down to any length. -------------- IT'S 3 GIGS PER HOUR OF AUDIO YOU UPLOAD --No exceptions.------------------------ **I'm an audio editor, not a magician!** If your recording sounds like Thomas Edison recorded it in 1877, the audio won't ever sound broadcast quality. If you sing like bad karaoke night, I can't make you a rock star. Certain effects like reverb on your original cannot be un-done. But something's possible, I can probably do it.

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I will edit up to 70 minutes of raw audio Additional 2 days
+$10
I will transcribe up to 40 minutes of interviews Additional 3 days
+$40
I will write a brutally honest assessment of your podcast along with suggestions of how to improve it Additional 1 day
+$10
Extra fast delivery
I will deliver this order in just 1 day Including the Extras you've selected
+$20
*including $5 gig, Extras

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