I will help you talk your way out of (almost) anything

Need to think of a good story or excuse to get you out of a quandary? I've been blessed with a silver-tongue and a penchant for story telling. Let me help you come up with a legitimately plausible explanation for (almost) anything. Not only will I use my skills to come up with a story, but I'll teach you how to deliver it. A good explanation is important, but your success hinges on the presentation. Let me help through Skype or by phone.