I will audit your restricted category ecommerce store
Ecommerce Audits and Builds for Adult, Kink, and Wellness Brands
About this Gig
Most ecommerce help online has never touched a restricted category. Payment processors, platform content policies, and discretion requirements work differently here and the mistakes are expensive: frozen accounts, mismatched inventory, chargebacks from a description nobody verified.
I build and audit order-ready ecommerce systems for adult, kink, and sexual-wellness businesses. Every engagement runs the same six-part method Platform & Payments, Catalog Truth, Privacy & Trust, Checkout & Shipping, Proof & QA, Owner Handoff the same process behind a real client build that went from first call to an order-capable storefront on its own domain in under 7 days.
What you get, always:
- Written findings, not a verbal opinion
- A roadmap you can act on with or without hiring me further
- No promises about processor or platform approval I tell you what's true, not what's easy to hear
- No urgency theater, no scarcity pitch
If you're not sure which package fits, message me first. Sometimes the honest answer is you need less than you think.
FAQ
Do you build the store too, or just audit it?
Both — audits are the fixed-price entry point. If a build makes sense afterward, that's a separate custom quote (Focused Storefront engagements start at $2,500), not an upsell pushed during the audit.
Will you tell me if I don't need your help?
Yes. Sometimes the roadmap is "you don't need us." That's a real, and common, outcome.
Is this legal advice?
No. Compliance and age-verification findings are operational research, not legal advice — you'll want your own attorney for jurisdiction-specific questions.
Do you work with all restricted categories?
Adult, kink, and sexual-wellness retail specifically. Message me before ordering if you're unsure your category fits.

