I will write you a comedy screenplay

I will write your comedy screenplay based on your pitch. My specialty is finding dark humor in the surreal, absurd, or kafkaesque and providing metacommentary on cinema and society. I will do my best to bring your idea to light, though my strength lies in my own unique voice.

Some previous examples of my comedy writing style:

The robot apocalypse is caused by artificial stupidity rather than intelligence.

A group of vain, self obsessed supermodels create an inane reality show in an attempt to prove to the courts they are not a danger to society against the explicit advice of their lawyer.

A man is trapped in a phone support hell loop as he sinks deeper and deeper into homicidal and suicidal madness. (this one was a commercial for chat support)

A kidnapping victim plans a fake kidnapping with their kidnapper to get out of a prenup in exchange for large amounts of cocaine.

A struggling actor finds himself trapped in an alternate dimension where a malevolent narrator tortures him with confusing and poorly written plotlines.