I will give honest relationship advice

United States

I speak English

Messy Magic, Moody Vibes, Master of the Unusual

I’m Moonshine — part storm, part soul, full-time weirdo with a talent for turning chaos into creation. I’ve been through hell, but on my way out I picked up a little wisdom, a whole lotta sarcasm mixe...
About this Gig

Confused about your relationship? Getting mixed signals? Wondering if you're overthinking, ignoring red flags, or making the right decision?


Sometimes you need someone outside the situation to help you see things clearly.

Tell me what's going on, and I'll give you honest, thoughtful feedback on your situation. I'll help identify communication issues, possible red flags, misunderstandings, and perspectives you may not have considered.

Whether you're dating, in a relationship, dealing with a breakup, or trying to understand someone's actions and intentions, I'll provide a straightforward outside perspective.


Please note: This service provides personal opinions and feedback only. I am not a licensed therapist, counselor, or legal professional.


All Conversations are kept private and confidential.