I will write you a useful, intriguing or funny aphorism

Need a statement? Advice? A quip? That's what I do - write clever, interesting, useful things. { Yes, I've written for magazines, radio and even button companies...Now I can write for you!} Depending on time constaints I may be able to write on your life, hobby or topic. aphorism - def. A short. often witty observation about life; a useful statement or advice in the form of a short phrase.