I will break your bad news to people

I Will Anonymously Deliver Your Awkward or Bad News

Delivering bad news is awkward, uncomfortable, and exhausting. Why stress yourself out when you can hire an anonymous third party to break the fall for you?

Whether you need to confess to a minor mistake, set a firm boundary, or drop a dramatic bombshell, I will deliver your message with the exact tone you needwhile keeping your hands entirely clean.

‍️ How It Works

1. You give me the story: Tell me the news you need delivered, the recipient's name, and any specific details to include.
2. Pick the vibe: Choose whether you want it to be tragic, deadpan formal, absurdly polite, or over-the-top dramatic.
3. Sit back and relax: Ill send you proof of the news and any reactions included.