I will create a funny custom birthday song with an animated potato

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Darius

About this gig

WANTED: One birthday VIP. The Offense: Getting another year older.

Your friend has the audacity to celebrate yet another trip around the sun.

The nerve.

They deserve to be celebrated by being lovingly, publicly teased in song. A rollicking Irish tavern folk song. Sung by an animated potato.

That's where I come in.


WHAT YOU'RE GETTING

I write a fully custom, personalized birthday comedy song. I craft real, funny lyrics built around your friend's actual life, quirks and habits. Then, I set it to catchy Irish folk instrumentation and animate a crayon-drawn potato bard to lip-sync the whole thing. The result is 40-60 seconds of pure, chaotic birthday joy they will never forget.

This is the ultimate novelty gift


THE VIBE

The music is Irish tavern folk. This is not negotiable, and it is not a flaw, it is the entire point. If you wanted a hip-hop track or a power ballad, there are fine people on this platform for that. I am not those people. I am the potato bard. The potato bard plays one genre, and he plays it with conviction.

Get to know Darius

Darius
5.0(47)
  • FromLatvia
  • Member sinceApr 2019
  • Last delivery3 years
  • Languages

    English, Polish, Lithuanian
Hi, I'm an animator and multimedia artist with over a decade of professional experience bringing quirky, hand-drawn characters to life. My work blends traditional artistic expertise with modern digital tools to create high-quality, memorable, and engaging visual content. Whether you need a polished project or something delightfully unconventional, I combine sharp technical skill with a love for creative storytelling. Professional-grade results, streamlined workflows, and zero corporate fluff. Let's build something awesome together!

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