I will create a funny custom birthday song with an animated potato


About this gig
WANTED: One birthday VIP. The Offense: Getting another year older.
Your friend has the audacity to celebrate yet another trip around the sun.
The nerve.
They deserve to be celebrated by being lovingly, publicly teased in song. A rollicking Irish tavern folk song. Sung by an animated potato.
That's where I come in.
WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
I write a fully custom, personalized birthday comedy song. I craft real, funny lyrics built around your friend's actual life, quirks and habits. Then, I set it to catchy Irish folk instrumentation and animate a crayon-drawn potato bard to lip-sync the whole thing. The result is 40-60 seconds of pure, chaotic birthday joy they will never forget.
This is the ultimate novelty gift
THE VIBE
The music is Irish tavern folk. This is not negotiable, and it is not a flaw, it is the entire point. If you wanted a hip-hop track or a power ballad, there are fine people on this platform for that. I am not those people. I am the potato bard. The potato bard plays one genre, and he plays it with conviction.
Get to know Darius
- FromLatvia
- Member sinceApr 2019
- Last delivery3 years
Languages
English, Polish, Lithuanian
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FAQ
Can I request a different music style — like Hip-hop or Pop?
No. The music is Irish tavern folk. This is not a limitation — it's a feature. The genre is baked. (hehe). A birthday roast delivered by a crayon potato over fiddles differently than everything else out there.
Can I use this commercially, post it on social media, or show it at an event?
Personal use is fully included!
How long does delivery take, and what exactly do I receive?
Delivery is 1–3 business days. You will receive: a finished MP4 video file 1920x1080p (Standard: up to 40 seconds, Premium: up to 60 seconds) and the full song lyrics as plain text. No watermarks, no placeholder files. Raw starch.
Why are there zero revisions?
Because the Potato Bard does not take notes. More practically: the zero-revision policy is what keeps this gig fast, affordable, and profitable enough to exist. The entire production pipeline is optimized for one clean pass. This is also why the requirements form is so detailed — it's your revision.
Is the music completely original?
Is the music completely original? Yes! I use a professional tech stack combining my custom lyric writing, advanced AI music generation (commercial license included), and my own hand-drawn animation compilation. You get a completely unique track made just for you.

