I will rewrite your boring website copy into witty content
About this Gig
Your website copy sounds like it was written by an intern... in 2007... using a thesaurus.
Lets fix that!
I'm Eddie, and I help brands, freelancers and creative businesses rewrite their websites so they sound like real humans not lifeless corporate bots.
Whether your page is painfully boring, overloaded with fluff, or simply not doing its job, Ill turn it into witty, scroll-stopping, conversion-friendly content that feels fresh, clear and unmistakably you.
What I offer:
- ️ Rewrite of existing website pages (Home, About, Services, etc.)
- Tone of voice tailored to your brand (fun, smart, serious, sarcastic your choice)
- ️ Catchy headlines, punchy intros, and CTA copy that actually works
- AI-assisted drafts + human-edited, smart final copy
Choose this gig if you:
- You are rebranding or relaunching your site
- Want to stop sounding like everyone else
- Have no time (or no desire) to write just okay copy
- Need words that do the job inform, connect, convert
Lets give your words a personality. Or at least a pulse.
Language:
English
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Romanian
Content type:
Other
Delivery style preference
Please inform the freelancer of any preferences or concerns regarding the use of AI tools in the completion and/or delivery of your order.
FAQ
1. What do you need from me to get started?
I need the link to your current website (or a document with your existing copy), your target audience, and a short idea of the tone you’re going for. If you're not sure — no problem, I can guide you.
2. Do you write from scratch or only rewrite?
This gig is for rewriting existing content. If you don’t have anything written yet, message me and I’ll send you a custom offer for writing from scratch.
3. Can you match the tone of my brand or industry?
Absolutely. Whether you need something bold, professional, quirky, or quietly confident — I’ll adapt the voice and style to match your audience and goals.
4. Is the content SEO-optimized?
In the Standard and Premium packages, yes — I include light SEO optimization with natural integration of your keywords. You can provide them, or I can suggest basic ones.
5. What if I don’t like the first draft?
That’s why I include revisions. I want the copy to feel like you, not like a robot. Just send feedback and I’ll fine-tune until it hits the mark (within the limits of the package, of course).
