I will prove Rule 34 for you with example URLS

Rule 34 of the internet states "If a thing exists, there is porn of it." It's not always literally true, but it's true more often than you'd think. As an adult blogger for more than a decade, I'm very skilled at searching out adult content on the internet. By buying this gig and identifying a subject you'd like to see porn about, you're engaging my best efforts to prove Rule 34 correct for you in a fun way. I will do my best to find "porn of it" and will return to you as work product up to five URLS where you can find said porn on the internet. Your subject can be -- pretty much -- ANYTHING. A fruit? Go. Your favorite celebrity? On it. Characters, themes, monsters, fetishes of any imaginable variety. ("Exists" for purposes of Rule 34 means "exists in the popular imagination", not necessarily "exists in the real world.") This gig is GUARANTEED! Here's how: If I am utterly unable to find anything striking me as porn that's relevant to your subject, I will personally write you a dirty limerick about your subject and (at my option) either send it to you or post it to my blog and provide you with the URL. Off limits and unwelcome gigs: anything illegal or underage (even if fictional).