I will compose an engaging, powerful, funny and or eloquent speech

If you need a speech that's engaging, captivating and informative; then you've clicked on the right gig.

In order to showcase my writing and speaking skills, I will continue the gig description while attempting to speak as formally as possible. I hope you enjoy:

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my freelance service description. I am under the assumption that you are only in the market for the most premier and eloquent speech composer. Fear not, for you are most definitely in the correct place.

Please do not be mistaken, if you require - and it might very well be the case - a less pretentious script for a more informal setting, then rest assured that I am up to the task. I am simply showcasing my skills to prove to you beyond any reasonable doubt that any task brief put in front of me, will not be a task too great.

My widespread knowledge of the English lexicon, grammar and - if it wasn't glaringly obvious - punctuation too, is second to none. Seldom will you find such an eloquently put together speech-writing package on this website.

Now I'm going to break character, although I hope you enjoyed (!) and that now you know if you need a formal or informal speech, I am your man.