I will do funny and creative character voices for you

Hi I'm Bob, and I love doing character voices! Accents from all over the world. BASIC PRICE IS FOR 30 SECONDS (approx) OF READ-TIME, OR 50 WORDS (approx), READING AT A COMFORTABLE PACE IN ORDER TO STAY "IN-CHARACTER". PLEASE NOTE THE EXTRA PRICING THAT ENTAILS "FASTER DELIVERY", "COMMERCIAL USE", AND "MAKING THE CONTENT FIT TO A MORE EXACT TIME". If there is any hesitation or confusion about ordering through the gig interface, you may simply ask for a "custom offer". I will deliver the final WAV and/or MP3 file. My best voices are: Kermit, Fozzie, Piggy, Ralph, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Homer & Marge, Moe, Crusty, Smithers, Mr. Burns, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Crabs, Deadpool, Dobby from Harry Potter, Kirk, Spock, Scotty, Dr. Phil, The Dude, Kennedy, Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Dick Vitale, Don Pardo, Robin Leach, Doc Brown, Peter Griffin, Stewie, Archie Bunker, Edith, Elvis Presley, George Burns, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rod Serling, Popeye, Jimmy Stewart, Seinfeld, Casey Kasem, Ray Barone, Robbie Barone, Barney Fife, Floyd, KITT the Car, Cheech and Chong, Pee Wee Herman, Carson, Leno, Letterman, Columbo, Don Corleone/The Godfather, HAL9000 computer, Toy Story Characters.