I will make a hal 9000 character video from 2001 a space odyssey

Good afternoon.... Dave... It's the HAL 9000 Computer from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. Let HAL be a part of your next birthday wish, business presentation, podcast intro, or for anything you like! I can incorporate your own logos, pictures, and videos. I will work with you to present the various screen elements to complete your presentation to your specs. Just supply me with a complete script, up to 60 seconds of "read-time", and I will incorporate a few "HAL quotes" to make him seem more authentic. See gig video sample. If you have a more detailed presentation in mind, please contact me with info, and I we can work out a "custom offer". Let's try to keep HAL fairly innocent... edgy humor is ok, but nothing too profane or slanderous.