I will make a kermit the frog spokesperson video or commercial

Hi Ho It's Kermit the Frog.... or a reasonable impersonation. I will make a funny personalized presentation just for you. It can be for personal messages, slide shows, business presentations, prank videos, commercials, or for anything you can think of! Basic video is 200 words (approximately 2 minutes in duration), and follows the same "News Bulletin" presentation style as in the sample video... with Music, Confetti, and of course, the Falling-Balloons routine if you choose. You must supply at least 3 short videos for the background screens.... and at least one image/video for the main screen... (or you can choose from any of the visuals you see in the sample video). You must also supply a near-complete script idea, and suggestions, or tidbits, as to what clever personal text should go in the "news ticker" down below. IF YOU DESIRE A PRESENTATION BEYOND THE SCOPE AND DETAIL OF THE SAMPLE VIDEO, PLEASE REQUEST CUSTOM QUOTE. Let's keep Kermit cute and innocent, with just a touch of edginess. Nothing overtly obscene, slanderous or disrespectful. DISCLAIMER: This is obviously not the real Kermit... for parody and satire purposes only.