I will make a quality celebrity voice impersonation

Hi I'm Bob! I love doing Celebrity Imitations and Character Voices! Birthday wishes, answering machine messages, radio, intros, outros, podcasts... whatever you can think of! BASIC PRICE IS 30 SECONDS READ-TIME, OR 50 WORDS (approx), READING AT A COMFORTABLE PACE IN ORDER TO STAY "IN-CHARACTER". EXTRA PRICING FOR "FASTER DELIVERY", "COMMERCIAL USE", AND "MAKING THE CONTENT FIT TO A MORE EXACT TIME". If there is any confusion about ordering through the gig interface, simply ask for a "custom offer". WAV and/or MP3 files. My best voices are: Kermit, Fozzie, Piggy, Ralph, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Homer & Marge, Moe, Crusty, Smithers, Mr. Burns, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Crabs, Deadpool, Dobby from Harry Potter, Kirk, Spock, Scotty, Dr. Phil, The Dude, Kennedy, Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Dick Vitale, Don Pardo, Robin Leach, Doc Brown, Peter Griffin, Stewie, Archie Bunker, Edith, Elvis Presley, George Burns, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rod Serling, Popeye, Jimmy Stewart, Seinfeld, Casey Kasem, Ray Barone, Robbie Barone, Barney Fife, Floyd, KITT the Car, Cheech and Chong, Pee Wee Herman, Carson, Leno, Letterman, Columbo, Don Corleone/The Godfather, HAL9000 computer, Toy Story Characters.