I will have jesus give a custom message or promo

Hallelujah, over 20,000 orders on Fiverr! Praise be!

No matter the occasion, the Lord himself can create an AWESOME VIDEO for you or your loved one... or, someone you wish to send to Hell! Fear not, Jesus has you covered!

Jesus can be serious and/or funny! He can keep it CLEAN or CURSE, it's up to you.

HOW DOES IT WORK?

* Simply provide Jesus with a script of up to 100 words. Or he can write one for you for $25 (see gig extras below).

* Need more than 50 words? Simply purchase more words at $10 per additional 50 words.

* Jesus can turn Water to Wine miraculously and make a holy toast on your behalf for $15 (included in Glorified Package)

 Videos delivered within 3 days, RUSH service is $20.

TAKE NOTE: BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PRONUNCIATION!

Any words that need to be said correctly (places, people's names, etc) need to be spelled out phonetically [FOE-NET-ICK-LEE] in brackets after the word/name or attach a sound recording of it, otherwise Jesus will just say it how he thinks it's said.