If a limerick is something you seek,
Then please let your interest pique.
Any topic you wish
A verse I will dish
That no doubt shall better your week.
Just give me a topic to use
And not for a moment I'll snooze,
As I write out a line
That you'll find to be fine
And worth the five dollars you lose.
So if you would like a quick verse,
I guess you could do a lot worse
Than to give me some cash
For some rhyme in a flash
So open your purse for my verse!