I will freestyle rap for you for 3 minutes

I will record myself freestyle rapping for at least 3 minutes and send the video to you. You can send me a few topics to try to incorporate into the rap, or even a description of yourself if you want me to try to rap about you---I'm open to anything. I do, however, prefer to just freestyle purely and see what sorts of odd ideas and rhymes I can string together.

I've been freestyling for about 6 years now and tend to produce eccentric, off-the-wall raps about everything from philosophers to 90s Nicktoons. I enjoy forming intricate rhymes via somewhat nonsensical, dadaist associations and surprising myself with what meaning can be ascertained from them.

I also record weird rap songs of my own under the moniker "LOSTBOYEVSKY," and you can listen to my stuff on Soundcloud if you like:

https://soundcloud.com/lostboyevsky

I appreciate freestyle as a jazz-like, improvisational art-form, and if nothing else, you can be sure to feel that I've had a lot of fun spontaneously generating whatever it is that I send you. Peace.