I will make a bad vocaloid song

I will produce a bad Vocaloid song. By "bad" I mean an absolutely atrocious beat, and probably goofy vocals.

Vocaloid options:

• Hatsune Miku
• Megurine Luka
• CYBER DIVA
• Gumi English
• Any UTAU of your choice (even your own, if I can download it!)

You MAY:

• Post the song on social media, with credit. Please ask me for my username on whatever social media you wish to use.
• Make a video for the song and post it to YouTube (again, with credit.)
• Show it to your dog.
• Laugh at the song.

You MAY NOT:

• Feed the song to AI (I'd just rather you not.)
• Scream at me for making the song bad (I told you it would be bad!)
• Post it anywhere without credit.
• Ask me to make a song with sexual themes.
• Feed it to a T-Rex (it'll get a stomach ache.)

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