I will write whatever it is you want, even the odd stuff

Alright so I'm not going to talk much but, in recent times a lot of people crave a lot of different things, most especially something to read, now some people don't want to pick up a 400-page book and start reading, they don't just have the time, well YOU can read my short stories instead, ask whatever and I'll write it, you can ask for even the wildest stuff and I'll write it, no holds barred and nothing, even if you publish it as yours you won't get any court call from me, I just genuinely enjoy writing and I'll be happy if anyone even publishes my stuff, so come on and test me.