Hello!
I am Lea, Cat princess from the galaxy you humans call "Milky Way".
My hobbies are playing, sleeping, human psychology and world domination. If you need my assistance or guidance, contac...
I, Princess Lea, shall command my human minions to use your inferior technology (my personal i-message or e-mail rectangle) to either: 1) wish/grant you or your friends a good night or 2) deliver a message of your choice in a royally manner
My royal picture will be attached as a proof that this is indeed Lea the princess from galaxy "Milky Way".