I will name your children

Naming a new person coming into this world is very difficult. I have had to do it myself. Many well-meaning but annoying family and friends really do suggest some horrid names. I can name your children for you and take the weight off your shoulders! I am very good at naming children, and I will provide a strong name that will carry your son or daughter from childhood through to adulthood. A name is like a tattoo - for life! Or very inconvenient to change later...