I will rewrite your feature length screenplay

Feel like that script you wrote is not quite ready for submission? I am happily willing to rewrite your script for you. With my extensive screenwriting experience, I can easily transform your poor to adequate script into one you can submit to festivals and contests. Each gig is 10 pages. For example, if you want me to rewrite a 90-page screenplay, you would have to order 9 gigs. PLS SEND ME YOUR SCRIPT BEFORE PLACING AN ORDER!!! My genres of choice are comedy and drama, though I'm open to other genres. I don't tend to write fantasies, westerns, or musicals. If your script is in any of those genres, you may want to search elsewhere. Also, I MUST be entitled to a good deal of creative freedom. I'm sick of clients writing out these 500-pg. outlines and expecting me to adhere strictly to them. I am a WRITER and not a transcriber. I may be doing this for money, but I also do it for fun. And there's no fun in having no creative freedom. NOTE: ALL MAJOR REWRITES WILL BE $5.00 EXTRA!!! (This doesn't apply if you need me to change a few words of dialogue or so)