I will throw a red flag on the play
About this Gig
Welcome to the Department of Interpersonal Investigations.
Don't worry. You're not under arrest.
No judgment. Trust me, this Department has seen worse.
Do you feel like you're being emotionally tax audited?
Questioning your sanity after basic conversations?
Decoding mixed signals like intercepted transmissions?
Wondering why somebody's words and actions seem to exist in a different dimension?
The Department has reviewed the evidence.
The math is not mathing.
The map is not mapping.
Apparently, E no longer equals mc sqared.
Mic check 1-2-1-2...
Submit the evidence. The Department will take it from here.
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FAQ
Is this therapy?
Absolutely not. This is interpersonal investigation.
Will I be judged?
Only if you judge me first.
What IF there are no red flags?
Perhaps the red flag is you? We're all a little toxic sometimes.
Can this apply to friends, family, coworkers, or whatever this is?
All are welcome.
Can I submit long stories?
Less is more. But sure. For an additional $99.98.
What if I already know the answer but need confirmation?
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What kind of evidence can I submit?
Screenshots, stories, mixed signals, alleged gaslighting, random vibes, emotionally exhausting incidents, and "what is happening?" situations. Safety first, always.

