I will throw a red flag on the play

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I see patterns

Welcome. If you have somehow been appointed the sole and proximate cause of every thing that could go wrong. The math is not mathing. Therefore...E no longer equals mc squared. I review replay foo...
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Welcome to the Department of Interpersonal Investigations.

Don't worry. You're not under arrest.

No judgment. Trust me, this Department has seen worse.


Do you feel like you're being emotionally tax audited?

Questioning your sanity after basic conversations?

Decoding mixed signals like intercepted transmissions?

Wondering why somebody's words and actions seem to exist in a different dimension?


The Department has reviewed the evidence.

The math is not mathing.

The map is not mapping.

Apparently, E no longer equals mc sqared.


Mic check 1-2-1-2...


Submit the evidence. The Department will take it from here.

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