I will write you a 300-500 word complimentary email.
Don't you wish someone would compliment you more? People are likely intimidated by you and your greatness -- that is why the compliments are not coming as quickly as you might like.
I am a very intuitive person and can read people very well, and always choose to focus on the good in people. I believe compliments should be genuine and will only speak the truth to you.
You will write me a short email that will tell me a lot about you and the kind of person you are. A photo will help me to compliment you physically.
I will not fulfill the gig if buyer sends or requests sexual material/compliments.