I'm not much to look at and I can't think of many talents off the top of my head but I have a great way of getting things done (provided, of course, I have a tiny amount of knowledge about it to begin...
Well there's not a whole lot to be said. I can, to some degree or other (or to some or other degree if you prefer) write. My style's a bit more whimsical and nonsensical than anything else so if you want to cater to madmen; I'm your loon. But, if you need something serious written then coming to me would be either mad or both!
I always say the key to good writing is wordplay, playing with words and a splash of alcohol to set it alight.