I will write you a custom toast

Do you have an event coming up where you'd like to (or have to) give a toast? I've written over 1,000 custom toasts, and I can prepare one for you. I do everything from anniversaries & weddings, to promotions & memorials. You name the occasion, I've written a toast for it.

Just provide me with the occasion, the audience, and the emotion you want to convey, and I will take it from there. If you have more details you'd like to share (e.g. personality quirks, inside jokes etc.), that will help me better tailor the toast.

I will turn this around for you in under 3 days, and can do so in 24hrs if needed for an added cost. If you would like an audio file with a sample delivery, or live consultations to ensure the toast is properly tailored, you can select those options as well.

Take a look at the attached file for some recent examples, or check out @RhymingRegards on Instagram for more content!

Please note that you are purchasing a license for personal use of the words I prepare. All rights are reserved by the author.