I will dungeon master for your show or podcast

Greetings, adventurers! I've traveled far and wide across the Multiverse for years, learning the craft of Dungeon Mastery and regaling throngs of strangers-turned-friends with tales of the arcane. This is my hobby, my craft, and my profession, and I'd love to share it with a new audience!

If you're a media-savvy sort who's looking to get a new D&D project off the ground, it would be a pleasure to serve as your DM for an hourly flat rate. In addition to my experience and expertise as a DM, this special rate secures permission to use my likeness in image/recording form and ensures I can set aside extra game prep time to give this job the care it deserves. From your perspective as a producer/showrunner, it caps your risk without limiting your upside, should the show find success. Sounds like a win-win to me!