I will do things for you

My name is Sam, and I do things. Good.

Need someone to send an awkward message to your crush telling them you like them? Want a second pair of eyes to proofread your essay? Curious if your new song is a hidden masterpiece or absolute garbanzo? Need me to play a game with you just to help you grind out that one obnoxious achievement? Need someone to listen while you rant about your day? Maybe you need someone to count something boring, test something weird, give brutally honest feedback, or do a random task you dont feel like doing yourself.

Thats where I come in.

For just $5, I'll happily help with small, strange, or mildly inconvenient tasks, including things like:

-Proofreading essays or messages

-Sending funny or embarrassing messages (tastefully, of course)

-Giving honest feedback on music, art, or ideas

-Joining a game session to help with an achievement or objective

-Listening while you vent about life

-Timing, counting, or checking repetitive tasks

-Brainstorming silly ideas

-Acting as a practice audience for a speech

-Helping you settle a random debate

-Testing something online for you

-Or just being a neutral stranger you can bounce thoughts off of