I will make customizeable editable cards for print

A sophisticated, custom-carved dark wood plaque with a polished finish, serving as a sign for "THE VAMPIRES OF KOPENHAGEN". The plaque is framed with rich, flowing gothic scrollwork and decorative red cabochon studs at the corners. At the top, in large, gold-leafed gothic font, is the warning: "DO NOT FEED THE VAMPIRES". A central carved relief portrait of a classically elegant vampire, dressed in a high-collared cape with a jewel clasp and holding a glass of red wine, is surrounded by a prominent red prohibition circle with a cross-bar. Below this portrait, the lower section features refined text in an elegant, gold-and-red-outlined serif font: "THEY ALREADY HAVE A TYPE AND IT'S PROBABLY YOURS". At the very bottom, in a decorative crest, is the established branding logo: "THE VAMPIRES OF KOPENHAGEN". The plaque combines artisan woodcraft, gold accents, and a touch of dark, witty charm.