I will write a death battle between anyone

I often write Death Battles to alleviate stress and improve my skills in writing fight scenes. So I decided to put it to the test. I want to see just how ridiculous I can get with these battles. So go ahead.

These battles feature scripts usually around 1500+ words. Yes, only the fight itself will be written, no analyses, except if you pay for that. If I like your matchup enough, I can write unlimited words! Plus I end up going way over 1500 often anyway. 1500 is just the minimum I can promise.