I will write a death battle between anyone

I often write Death Battles to alleviate stress and improve my skills in writing fight scenes. So I decided to put it to the test. I want to see just how ridiculous I can get with these battles. So go ahead.

Please limit the MUs to one v ones if you can. I'm ok with 2 v 2s, some group fights push it tho but it depends on the MU. DW, summons wouldn't be counted unless you're a pokemon trainer or something.

These battles feature scripts usually around 1500+ words. Yes, only the fight itself will be written, no analyses, except if you pay for that. If I like your matchup enough, I can write unlimited words! Plus I end up going way over 1500 often anyway. 1500 is just the minimum I can promise.