I will write five dirty limericks for you

In exchange for five dollars I'll write you five dirty limericks with the names of your choice. If you provide me with names I'll write a limerick using each name (up to five names; if there are five names I'll do a name a limerick and for one name I'll do five limericks and if there are three names I'll divvy up the names per limerick as I see fit). Feel free to include any other details you'd like me to use and I'll work them in if possible. I'll do my best to use all details provided but can only guarantee the use of the names provided.