I will help you win arguments and debates easily

Do you need a little extra help organizing your thoughts and winning arguments or debates?

I'm glad to help! As a professional comedian with over 7 years of experience, and an undefeated record from 4 years on the high school debate team, I can confidently say that nobody can heckle me and walk away unscathed. This can be true for you as well in just a few short steps!

Please reach out and let me know exactly who you're debating, why you're debating them, and what topic to focus on, and I will write out a speech, series of notes, or basic guide for your exact strategy to demolish the competition!

I can ensure you reign supreme on all topics, including but not limited to:

• Political discussions
• Debate competitions
• Personal arguments
• Break up texts
• Resignation letters
• Roast battles
• And anything you can set your mind on!

Feel free to reach out and inquire about rapid delivery, I can deliver for any package as fast as 24 hours at an adjusted rate!