I will guarantee your perfect funny nerdy rap song

I guarantee you the absolute highest of writing quality for rappers suited to any style or era. You provide the beat, tell me what style and subject matter you want returned to you - and dependent on the package you choose, you will have a timeless piece of work delivered to you within 5-14 days. 

I want these lyrics to fit you like a glove. For that extra personalization, tell me a little about your music. What are 3 things that sum up your sound? What do you usually talk about? Or if you want to keep things simple, if there is a particular song or artists style you want the song or lyrics to emulate, just let me know.