I will write 5 original limerick, haiku, or regular rhyme poems

Do you ever just want to laugh? Then this is the place for you! If you want some silly poems, I'll tell you what to do. Read poetry made for you, All just for fun. For just 5 dollars, You can get each one. Tell me which five poems you want, They are delivered in just a day. Also tell me your name, And maybe the idea of what you want me to say.