I will make you look even more fun and interesting

You want to get yourself out there and make a stand, promote something you hold dear, or just show off for no reason?

Less is more. It only takes a selfie and a few words, and click, click, click, like/add/subscribe, money! Social media works. Brief yet potent, it exploits our poetic sensibilities, hooking us in faster than you can say "logout." For years to come, we'll be coming back for more. Like cat videos on Youtube - well thought out, carefully crafted, and packaged for large-scale consumption. Freudian subconscious combined with neoliberal economics - 100% profit guaranteed.

Whisper. "Hints need the widest sphere in which to swing." Where are your posts coming from? What are they implying? It's not so much about "what" you say. "How" you say it is what moves people. Behind vs in front, within vs without. Content says, context DOES. Use your "what" for the right "how", and you're in.

Why did the baker cross the road? He had muffin else to do.